1 00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:07,006 Narrator: Coming up... 2 00:00:07,008 --> 00:00:09,074 Why is Joe dishing it out? 3 00:00:09,076 --> 00:00:10,142 Thwap. 4 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:11,710 [ Laughter ] 5 00:00:11,712 --> 00:00:14,179 What's got Q quenching his thirst? 6 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,448 Ohh! 7 00:00:16,450 --> 00:00:18,283 And which losing joker will the be the butt 8 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:22,154 of the joke in tonight's punishment? 9 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:24,990 Sal: Prepare for something amazing. 10 00:00:24,992 --> 00:00:26,058 Q: Hey, mustache, what's up? 11 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:27,760 [ Laughter ] 12 00:00:27,762 --> 00:00:29,395 Murr: I want my mommy! 13 00:00:29,397 --> 00:00:31,196 [ Laughter ] 14 00:00:31,198 --> 00:00:33,932 Sal: I will never forgive you! 15 00:00:33,934 --> 00:00:35,968 Joe: Larry! 16 00:00:35,970 --> 00:00:38,003 [ Laughter ] 17 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,879 Heads up, today we are working at Lids. 18 00:00:46,881 --> 00:00:48,747 Both: While helping customers, we'll have to do 19 00:00:48,749 --> 00:00:50,182 and say what the other guys tell us. 20 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:52,084 If you refuse, you lose. 21 00:00:55,623 --> 00:00:58,023 Hello. Welcome to Lids. I'm James. 22 00:00:58,025 --> 00:00:59,691 I can help you with anything if you need anything. 23 00:00:59,693 --> 00:01:01,627 I want you to apologize for it being so hot in here, 24 00:01:01,629 --> 00:01:04,196 but in a really sexy voice. 25 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:09,835 Oh, by the way, I, um, I apologize for it being so... 26 00:01:09,837 --> 00:01:11,170 hot in here. 27 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:13,939 No problem. 28 00:01:13,941 --> 00:01:17,810 Now lean on something and fan yourself. 29 00:01:17,812 --> 00:01:19,711 Ooh. 30 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:21,713 [ Laughter ] 31 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:24,049 So hot. 32 00:01:24,051 --> 00:01:26,518 You drove her out of the store. 33 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,420 Murray, this bundled-up dude -- 34 00:01:28,422 --> 00:01:29,822 get up on a ladder and from there, 35 00:01:29,824 --> 00:01:31,423 ask him if his tongue fits in his mouth. 36 00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:36,829 Bud. Does your tongue fit in your mouth? 37 00:01:38,165 --> 00:01:39,798 Yeah. Okay. 38 00:01:39,800 --> 00:01:42,101 [ Laughter ] 39 00:01:42,103 --> 00:01:45,037 Joe: Look at him. He's so confused. 40 00:01:45,039 --> 00:01:47,372 Okay, Murr, grab the ladder. 41 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:48,974 And just put it right in front of the guy 42 00:01:48,976 --> 00:01:50,609 and climb it and ask him if he needs help. 43 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,111 Go all the way to the top of it. 44 00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:55,047 Sal: Oh, if you could do it without him noticing. 45 00:01:55,049 --> 00:01:56,782 Do you any help, sir? 46 00:02:00,254 --> 00:02:01,887 Oh, I was just wondering if you needed any help. 47 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:04,490 Well, I'm here if you need anything. 48 00:02:04,492 --> 00:02:06,358 Murr, hide behind the hat rack. 49 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:08,660 Slowly just climb the ladder. 50 00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:16,435 You still okay? You good? Okay. 51 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:19,404 James -- if you need anything. Lids. 52 00:02:19,406 --> 00:02:21,273 Murr, go in the back, get a big ladder. 53 00:02:30,885 --> 00:02:33,051 You're okay? 54 00:02:33,053 --> 00:02:36,021 [ Laughter ] 55 00:02:36,023 --> 00:02:38,657 If you need anything at all -- James, Lids. 56 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,726 Does your tongue fit in your mouth? 57 00:02:40,728 --> 00:02:42,561 Does your tongue fit in your mouth? 58 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,730 Like with no problem, just fits in normally, right? 59 00:02:44,732 --> 00:02:45,797 Yeah. All right. 60 00:02:45,799 --> 00:02:48,066 [ Ding! ] 61 00:02:48,068 --> 00:02:49,668 I could get a -- 62 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,703 I could get one for you if it's too high. 63 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,005 Do you want a different one? Which one? 64 00:02:53,007 --> 00:02:55,007 Second green all the way up top? 65 00:02:55,009 --> 00:02:56,241 Let me get the thingy. 66 00:02:56,243 --> 00:02:57,976 [ Laughter ] 67 00:02:57,978 --> 00:02:59,244 Keep missing. 68 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:02,781 -This one? This one? -Yes. 69 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:07,653 You are the most incompetent worker. 70 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:12,024 It's tricky for me. 71 00:03:12,026 --> 00:03:13,926 [ Laughter ] 72 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:23,235 Joe, jam coupons in people's faces. 73 00:03:23,237 --> 00:03:26,004 Pow. 74 00:03:26,006 --> 00:03:28,774 Already laughing. 75 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:29,808 Pow. 76 00:03:34,682 --> 00:03:35,914 Thwap. -[ Gasps ] 77 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,716 [ Laughter ] 78 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:41,920 She literally gasped. 79 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:43,121 Oh, I'm sorry. 80 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:44,756 Pow. 81 00:03:47,361 --> 00:03:48,660 Joe, would you take a hat in exchange 82 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:50,329 for a quick snuggle with you or...? 83 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,798 Hi, bud. Quick snuggle? 84 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:54,700 Quick snuggle, if you'd like. 85 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,501 Free hat. 86 00:03:56,503 --> 00:03:57,603 Do you like the hat? 87 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:58,904 You want it for free? 88 00:03:58,906 --> 00:04:00,772 All right, you want to snuggle? 89 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,709 No, just you, yeah. 90 00:04:03,711 --> 00:04:05,143 It's got to be the purchaser. 91 00:04:05,145 --> 00:04:06,578 Name's Joe, let me know. 92 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,247 Quick snuggle. 93 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:11,917 -Oh! -Oh! 94 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,552 Sorry? Yeah, you get a free hat -- 95 00:04:13,554 --> 00:04:16,154 -Oh, right up in your zone. -Oh, snuggle. 96 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:17,723 That's a hug, that's not a snuggle. 97 00:04:17,725 --> 00:04:19,591 Put your arm around me and just -- 98 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:22,427 -There we go. -That'll do. 99 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:24,396 [ Ding! ] 100 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:27,733 Q: Hey, Sal, go behind the counter over there 101 00:04:27,735 --> 00:04:29,601 and pick up the other hat grabber. 102 00:04:32,873 --> 00:04:35,173 Okay, now use those like they're your hands. 103 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:38,377 There you go. 104 00:04:38,379 --> 00:04:39,645 If you guys need anything, 105 00:04:39,647 --> 00:04:41,813 need me to get anything down for you, I can help you. 106 00:04:41,815 --> 00:04:42,848 Just let me know what you like. 107 00:04:44,852 --> 00:04:46,118 Grab that pamphlet. 108 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:48,587 Well, let me see where exactly -- 109 00:04:48,589 --> 00:04:50,589 Let me see. 110 00:04:50,591 --> 00:04:53,392 I'm just trying to see where you guys are coming from. 111 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:56,828 Oh, I see. Did you go to -- you went over to the -- 112 00:04:56,830 --> 00:05:00,265 [ Laughter ] 113 00:05:00,267 --> 00:05:01,500 What can I get you? 114 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:03,835 Okay, now, Sal, do it till it's unfunny. 115 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:10,909 Oh, you guys, where did you guys go? 116 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:19,751 Tickle, tickle, tickle, tickle. 117 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:21,853 Where you guys going? Let me get that hat back. 118 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:25,090 You guys are all crazy. Look at your purse. 119 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:26,625 Waah! 120 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:28,093 I'm robbing you. I'm robbing you. 121 00:05:28,095 --> 00:05:31,129 Oh, I got your backpack. 122 00:05:31,131 --> 00:05:34,599 It's getting unfunny. 123 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:39,705 Ah, we might've sold out. 124 00:05:39,707 --> 00:05:41,707 Sal, be so disappointed that you don't have it. 125 00:05:44,345 --> 00:05:45,944 I know that you wanted the hat. 126 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:48,313 I know you wanted it with a passion and everything. 127 00:05:48,315 --> 00:05:49,614 It's my goal to get it to you, 128 00:05:49,616 --> 00:05:51,049 and we didn't have it, 129 00:05:51,051 --> 00:05:54,419 so I'm really sorry that we didn't have the hat. 130 00:05:54,421 --> 00:05:56,655 Sal, if you can cry... 131 00:05:56,657 --> 00:05:58,490 But it's not the hat you wanted. 132 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:02,894 Joe: Sal's trying to make himself cry. 133 00:06:02,896 --> 00:06:05,063 Look, look, look. Just think about your life. 134 00:06:05,065 --> 00:06:06,298 [ Chuckles ] 135 00:06:06,300 --> 00:06:08,266 [ Laughter ] 136 00:06:08,268 --> 00:06:09,768 I'm starting crying thinking of Sal's life. 137 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:12,471 Well, that's the hat that you wanted, 138 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:14,206 and we couldn't get it for you. And I just feel bad about it 139 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:15,807 because -- I know. 140 00:06:15,809 --> 00:06:17,843 Joe: They're consoling him. 141 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:20,112 Just know that I tried, yeah. 142 00:06:22,149 --> 00:06:23,548 Look how many hats we have, 143 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,250 and then the one hat that you want, 144 00:06:25,252 --> 00:06:26,385 I don't have it. 145 00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:28,220 I'm sorry. 146 00:06:28,222 --> 00:06:30,589 [ Laughter ] 147 00:06:33,994 --> 00:06:35,594 Murr: He can't hold it together. Look at him. 148 00:06:38,132 --> 00:06:40,232 Oh, my God, you're gonna take it. 149 00:06:40,234 --> 00:06:41,400 Go ring him up, go ring him up. 150 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:43,735 -I'll get it. -Let me just say -- 151 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:45,003 I loved you in "Goonies." 152 00:06:45,005 --> 00:06:46,271 -Oh! [ Laughter ] 153 00:06:54,948 --> 00:06:57,048 Oh, my God, you're gonna take it. 154 00:06:57,050 --> 00:06:58,216 Go ring him up, go ring him up. 155 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:00,519 -I'll get it. -Let me just say -- 156 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:02,554 I loved you in "Goonies." 157 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,556 -Oh! [ Laughter ] 158 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:09,661 -$24.99. [ Buzzer ] 159 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:14,332 [ Laughter ] 160 00:07:14,334 --> 00:07:16,001 He put his Twitter handle right on the hat. 161 00:07:16,003 --> 00:07:17,436 I'm expanding the global brand. 162 00:07:17,438 --> 00:07:20,172 -Very good. @BQQuinn. -That's right. 163 00:07:20,174 --> 00:07:22,107 But you forgot I'm in charge of the blurs. 164 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:25,677 Yeah, so? 165 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:27,312 It's blurred now. Nothing you can do about it. 166 00:07:27,314 --> 00:07:28,413 The global brand. 167 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:29,848 Okay, put my Twitter handle on it, too, 168 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:31,349 then, you get all unblurred. 169 00:07:31,351 --> 00:07:32,717 So I do that, the blur's gone. 170 00:07:32,719 --> 00:07:34,286 -Yeah. -Wait. 171 00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:36,455 What kind of deal are you striking here? 172 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:40,792 -All right, how's that? -That's great -- unblurred. 173 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:42,027 -Good, all right. -That's great. 174 00:07:42,029 --> 00:07:43,228 Thank you. Thanks, man. 175 00:07:43,230 --> 00:07:45,230 Do that thing where my name shoots in underneath 176 00:07:45,232 --> 00:07:47,165 and says "Sal" with my Twitter handle on it right now. 177 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:49,067 Right now. -Let's change that to mine. 178 00:07:49,069 --> 00:07:51,303 -No. -Okay, hold on. 179 00:07:51,305 --> 00:07:52,504 And if we're doing that thing, 180 00:07:52,506 --> 00:07:55,340 cut to my OkCupid profile right now. 181 00:07:55,342 --> 00:07:57,442 Now my OkCupid is public. 182 00:07:57,444 --> 00:07:59,744 -No, I just put up bars. -What? 183 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:01,246 Just trying to get my OkCupid profile. 184 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:03,215 You know what? I'm blurring his face. 185 00:08:03,217 --> 00:08:04,883 Wait, no! 186 00:08:04,885 --> 00:08:06,518 You're getting power hungry, Joe. 187 00:08:06,520 --> 00:08:07,819 What do I look like? 188 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,521 All you see is my hands. 189 00:08:11,558 --> 00:08:12,924 Yeah, now you're James Blurry. 190 00:08:12,926 --> 00:08:14,893 -[Bleep] -We can't understand you. 191 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:16,561 Every time you talk, I'm beeping it. 192 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:17,629 [Bleep] 193 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:19,464 [ Laughter ] 194 00:08:19,466 --> 00:08:21,399 It took us this long to realize 195 00:08:21,401 --> 00:08:23,768 he could be fully censored. 196 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:25,871 You're effectively removed. Oh, my God. 197 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:28,240 I wish I had the blur function in my own eyeballs. 198 00:08:30,244 --> 00:08:32,644 Looking for something specific? 199 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,846 Just checking it out. Yeah. 200 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,449 I just polished off a swordfish Parm sandwich. 201 00:08:37,451 --> 00:08:40,585 I apologize if I'm a little sluggish today. 202 00:08:40,587 --> 00:08:44,789 I just -- I just polished off a swordfish Parm sandwich. 203 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:48,827 [ Laughter ] 204 00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:50,996 Just start naming all the Parms that you've tried. 205 00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:53,798 Lamb Parm's pretty good, I had that a few times. 206 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:56,134 Goat Parm. Quail Parm. 207 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:57,502 Armadillo Parm. 208 00:08:57,504 --> 00:09:00,005 Rhino Parm, tuna Parm. 209 00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:02,207 Turtle Parm. Gorilla Parm. 210 00:09:02,209 --> 00:09:04,209 Oh, ostrich Parm. 211 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,777 Orangutan Parm. 212 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:08,980 Zebra Parm. 213 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:09,981 Donkey Parm. 214 00:09:09,983 --> 00:09:13,184 Donkey Parm. 215 00:09:13,186 --> 00:09:14,986 Donkey Parm Junior. 216 00:09:14,988 --> 00:09:17,389 [ Laughter ] 217 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:20,792 -He's inching to the door. -If you just crisp -- 218 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:25,730 He's like, "Come on." 219 00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,165 Let me tell you -- that would be delightful. 220 00:09:27,167 --> 00:09:30,235 My mom used to make this wolf Parm 221 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:31,836 whenever we went on vacation. 222 00:09:31,838 --> 00:09:33,471 -Yeah, he's gone. -He's gone, Q. 223 00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:35,974 [ Ding! ] [ Laughter ] 224 00:09:35,976 --> 00:09:38,343 Narrator: The only place Sal can hang his hat 225 00:09:38,345 --> 00:09:41,212 is on the loser board. 226 00:09:41,214 --> 00:09:42,781 We took a road trip today, 227 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:44,349 and we're working at the Florida Mall 228 00:09:44,351 --> 00:09:46,117 at our friend Joey Fatone's new place 229 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:48,520 Fat One's Hot Dogs and Italian Ice. 230 00:09:48,522 --> 00:09:50,188 While helping customers out, we've got to do 231 00:09:50,190 --> 00:09:51,656 and say what the other guys tell us. 232 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:54,025 If you refuse to do or say anything, you lose. 233 00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,528 You will never work in hot dogs again! 234 00:09:58,665 --> 00:10:00,832 Joe: All right, here we are at Fat One's. 235 00:10:00,834 --> 00:10:03,868 Uh, my Fatone sense is tingling. 236 00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,370 Here comes -- There he is. 237 00:10:05,372 --> 00:10:07,372 I'm always watching. I'm always watching. 238 00:10:07,374 --> 00:10:08,640 How are you? 239 00:10:08,642 --> 00:10:10,075 Welcome to Fat One's. How are you? 240 00:10:11,878 --> 00:10:13,712 Slurp down a wien, perhaps? 241 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:17,248 Slurp down a wien, though, perhaps? 242 00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:21,252 Slurp down a wien, perhaps? 243 00:10:22,656 --> 00:10:25,991 -Yes. -Yeah, yeah. 244 00:10:25,993 --> 00:10:28,159 -Okay. [ Laughter ] 245 00:10:28,161 --> 00:10:29,561 Welcome to Fat One's. 246 00:10:31,398 --> 00:10:32,597 Which gender? 247 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:35,066 And what, uh, what gender would you like that to be? 248 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:37,736 Male or female. 249 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,940 [ Laughter ] 250 00:10:41,942 --> 00:10:44,042 One male lemonade. There you go. 251 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,544 -Thank you. -You got it. 252 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:47,946 When do we start getting hot dogs? 253 00:10:47,948 --> 00:10:51,349 -That's $5. -[Bleep] damn it. 254 00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:53,451 Can I get a hot dog? 255 00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:54,753 Just get me one. -Want me to get it for you? 256 00:10:54,755 --> 00:10:56,121 Yeah, thanks. 257 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:59,057 Joe: Here comes Fatone, he's just getting Q a hot dog. 258 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,291 -What's up, man? -Hey, how you doing? 259 00:11:00,293 --> 00:11:01,559 You guys enjoying your food? 260 00:11:01,561 --> 00:11:03,495 -Yeah. -Awesome. Love it. 261 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:06,231 Hey, Murray, tell Fatone to bring me my hot dog back. 262 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:09,000 Mr. Quinn ordered a hot dog. Can you please get it for him? 263 00:11:09,002 --> 00:11:12,537 Yes, I'll get it for him. I'm waiting for it to be cooked. 264 00:11:12,539 --> 00:11:14,172 Murr, get aggressive with him. 265 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,007 Can I speak to you for a second? 266 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,642 [ Laughter ] 267 00:11:17,644 --> 00:11:19,177 Get it together, man. 268 00:11:19,179 --> 00:11:21,413 Dude -- You will be bounced out of this mall so fast. 269 00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:23,081 When Mr. Quinn wants a hot dog, 270 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:27,052 you get him a hot dog. 271 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:29,120 Fine, just give me the hot dog then. 272 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,824 Sal, follow up with him. 273 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:35,427 The problem is you have to learn how to talk to people. 274 00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:37,729 [ Laughter ] 275 00:11:39,332 --> 00:11:41,900 Hi, guys, welcome to Fat One's. 276 00:11:41,902 --> 00:11:44,135 Sal, I didn't know you people ate hot dogs. 277 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:47,272 [ Laughter ] 278 00:11:47,274 --> 00:11:50,175 Murray, not you because I know you'll say it. 279 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,443 Sal. 280 00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:53,578 I didn't know you people ate hot dogs. 281 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,680 Say it. Say it. 282 00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:59,384 Oh, okay, I didn't know you people ate hot dogs. 283 00:11:59,386 --> 00:12:03,521 -Oh! [ Laughter ] 284 00:12:03,523 --> 00:12:05,423 Oh, sir, sir, 285 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,958 we have a hot dog named after you. 286 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:09,327 Sir, we actually have a hot dog named after you. 287 00:12:09,329 --> 00:12:10,662 It's called the "Turtle Without a Shell." 288 00:12:10,664 --> 00:12:12,964 Goodbye. -No, oh, oh. 289 00:12:20,741 --> 00:12:22,674 Sir, we actually have a hot dog named after you. 290 00:12:22,676 --> 00:12:24,008 It's called the "Turtle Without a Shell." 291 00:12:24,010 --> 00:12:25,243 Goodbye. 292 00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:26,344 No, oh, oh. 293 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,214 Lead it. 294 00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,219 The New Yorker. You seem like a New Yorker. 295 00:12:34,221 --> 00:12:37,155 Yeah, there you go, guys. There you go. 296 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,557 [ Buzzer ] 297 00:12:39,559 --> 00:12:41,292 Hi, how are you? Free hot dog? Great. 298 00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:42,527 Which one would you like, hon? 299 00:12:42,529 --> 00:12:44,195 -The Don Hollywood. -The Don Hollywood, great. 300 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,930 It is Fat One's policy that she smells 301 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,432 all the buns for freshness 302 00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:49,467 and picks the one she wants. -It's a great policy. 303 00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:50,769 Okay, so they're three different kinds? 304 00:12:50,771 --> 00:12:52,303 These are three different buns, yeah. 305 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:53,338 You smell the buns for freshness, 306 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,940 you pick the one you like. 307 00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,375 Just make sure you pick which one. 308 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,777 They smell differently? 309 00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:02,313 We trust you, yeah, 'cause we don't want to -- 310 00:13:02,315 --> 00:13:03,515 So you like -- -Middle one's fine. 311 00:13:03,517 --> 00:13:05,250 Put the other two back. She'll take the middle one. 312 00:13:05,252 --> 00:13:07,318 Q: We'll be having the middle bun for this one. 313 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:09,721 Okay, so -- A large drink. 314 00:13:09,723 --> 00:13:11,022 Just a little bit of ice, not a lot. 315 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:12,323 Little bit of ice. 316 00:13:12,325 --> 00:13:13,858 Fill that whole thing up with ice. 317 00:13:13,860 --> 00:13:15,727 Murr: Yeah. 318 00:13:15,729 --> 00:13:17,896 -Thank you. -There you go. 319 00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:22,133 Uh... 320 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,203 I wanted, like, less than half of that. 321 00:13:25,205 --> 00:13:26,938 Oh, okay, you just pick out the ones you don't want, 322 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,741 I'll just put them back. 323 00:13:29,743 --> 00:13:32,277 Are you serious? 324 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:33,778 Yeah. I got a line forming, hon. 325 00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,046 If you could just pick out the ones you don't want 326 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:37,448 and just put them in -- 327 00:13:37,450 --> 00:13:39,284 Now are these the ones you wanted or didn't want? 328 00:13:39,286 --> 00:13:41,586 Did not. These are did not, so these you want. 329 00:13:41,588 --> 00:13:42,854 These are the ones we want, so put these back. 330 00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:44,255 We'll use these later. 331 00:13:44,257 --> 00:13:47,058 So one person's trash is another person's fresh. 332 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:49,761 [ Laughter ] 333 00:13:49,763 --> 00:13:52,263 What do you need, hot dog? 334 00:13:52,265 --> 00:13:54,032 -I'll do the New Yorker. -New Yorker, yep. 335 00:13:54,034 --> 00:13:56,801 Q, does he know he could have that in liquid form? 336 00:13:56,803 --> 00:13:58,069 Murr: Oh. 337 00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,838 Why don't you push the hot dog shake on him 338 00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:01,472 that you're trying to get on the menu? 339 00:14:01,474 --> 00:14:03,208 Hot dog shake. 340 00:14:03,210 --> 00:14:05,210 Did you know, sir, um, 341 00:14:05,212 --> 00:14:08,847 that you can have that complete meal in a liquid form? 342 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,582 Liquid form? 343 00:14:10,584 --> 00:14:12,250 I'll just show you, I'll just show you. 344 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:14,352 Sal: He puts in two hot dogs with the bun. 345 00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:17,121 -Oh. -Oh, no, yeah. 346 00:14:17,123 --> 00:14:20,091 It's surprisingly, yeah. 347 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,826 Oh! 348 00:14:21,828 --> 00:14:24,128 Little chili to make it more solidified, little chili. 349 00:14:24,130 --> 00:14:27,699 You're the boss. 350 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,001 -Great. -All right, now. 351 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,337 This is not gonna be good. 352 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,405 Look at that disgusting thing. 353 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:36,641 Look at the crowd forming. 354 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:38,443 It's a new smoothie we do here at Fat One's. 355 00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,878 It's a new hot dog smoothie. 356 00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,914 Yeah, it's like a juice thing. 357 00:14:42,916 --> 00:14:45,416 Yeah, you do it with a hot dog now. 358 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,752 Try this. Try this. 359 00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:51,823 -Oh, my God, Q. -Look at that. 360 00:14:51,825 --> 00:14:53,825 Oh, my God. 361 00:14:53,827 --> 00:14:55,860 Try that, sir. You want to try that? 362 00:14:55,862 --> 00:14:57,128 Smoothie hot dog, just take a sip. 363 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,163 -Try that. -Q, a good chef always tastes 364 00:14:59,165 --> 00:15:00,298 what he makes before he serves it. 365 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,666 Pour one for yourself, too, bud. 366 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:02,934 You've been working hard. 367 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:05,169 -All right. -A toast. 368 00:15:05,171 --> 00:15:06,537 -Cheers, guys, cheers. -Cheers. 369 00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:10,308 Cheers, everybody. -Cheers. 370 00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,810 Oh, my God. 371 00:15:15,782 --> 00:15:18,683 He said it was delicious. 372 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,386 She's drinking it, too. 373 00:15:21,388 --> 00:15:23,688 [ Laughter ] 374 00:15:25,725 --> 00:15:27,325 Q, how is it? 375 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:29,093 It's not bad. 376 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:31,429 [ Laughter ] [ Ding! ] 377 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:35,700 Narrator: Hot dog, Sal is tonight's big loser. 378 00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:39,671 So Sal's our loser, and he does stand-up comedy, 379 00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:41,706 but he never invites us to his show. 380 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:42,874 -No. -So today, Sal, 381 00:15:42,876 --> 00:15:44,676 we're gonna make you do it for us instead. 382 00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:47,645 Except we want you to absolutely bomb. 383 00:15:47,647 --> 00:15:49,614 -Oh, my God. -We brought you to 384 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:52,483 the Advanced Learning Institute Conference, buddy. 385 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,519 Serious business people from all over 386 00:15:54,521 --> 00:15:56,888 the country converge here for this conference. 387 00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:58,957 2:00 P.M. at a business conference, yeah, 388 00:15:58,959 --> 00:16:00,158 they're ready for me right now. 389 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,093 Bring out the guy in a fish tie. 390 00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:05,296 Sal, you have to absolutely bomb. 391 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,432 Oh, God. 392 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:08,967 Look. 393 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,735 I think they call that flop sweat, buddy. 394 00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,737 You haven't even flopped yet. 395 00:16:12,739 --> 00:16:17,075 We have done a lot of business talk these last few days. 396 00:16:17,077 --> 00:16:20,111 This is the end of a three-day technology conference. 397 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:21,379 Probably the worst place 398 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,081 you can go up there and try and do stand-up. 399 00:16:23,083 --> 00:16:24,282 People just want to go home. 400 00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,550 This is every comic's nightmare. 401 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:26,884 This is every person's nightmare. 402 00:16:26,886 --> 00:16:28,920 Now, you all know we tour as the Impractical Jokers. 403 00:16:28,922 --> 00:16:31,022 Sal also does stand-up on his own. 404 00:16:31,024 --> 00:16:33,191 He loves it. It's his number-one passion. 405 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,993 Passion. He's actually living that dream now, 406 00:16:34,995 --> 00:16:37,161 and now living that nightmare. 407 00:16:37,163 --> 00:16:42,300 Please welcome Sal Vulcano. 408 00:16:42,302 --> 00:16:45,136 Murr: Here we go. 409 00:16:45,138 --> 00:16:46,304 Do not be funny. 410 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:49,107 I know it's hard, but you can't be funny. 411 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,742 Hey. 412 00:16:50,744 --> 00:16:52,477 Is this on? -We hear you. 413 00:16:52,479 --> 00:16:53,978 Oh, you hear me? Okay. 414 00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,514 Uh, how's everybody doing? -Good. 415 00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,649 Okay, Sal, bomb. 416 00:16:58,651 --> 00:17:01,452 Uh, I heard you guys were here for a conference? 417 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:02,954 You guys here for business? 418 00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:05,723 -Yes. -What kind of business? 419 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:07,859 Funny business? [ Light laughter ] 420 00:17:07,861 --> 00:17:11,529 [ Laughter ] 421 00:17:11,531 --> 00:17:13,464 That was actually too funny, Sal. 422 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:16,267 I would like you to rein that in. 423 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:17,368 I -- 424 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,836 The funny thing about a conference call... 425 00:17:18,838 --> 00:17:20,872 The funny thing about a conference call... 426 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:22,407 ...is that you can't see the people on the other line. 427 00:17:22,409 --> 00:17:25,843 ...is that you can't see the people on the other line. 428 00:17:25,845 --> 00:17:27,045 'Cause when you have meetings, 429 00:17:27,047 --> 00:17:30,715 it's probably much more effective communicating. 430 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,050 Ba-dum-tss. 431 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,453 [ Laughter ] 432 00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:37,055 Riff about marriage a little bit. 433 00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,524 Oh, man, I'm divorced. 434 00:17:39,526 --> 00:17:41,526 Uh, women be shopping. 435 00:17:41,528 --> 00:17:42,994 [ Light laughter ] 436 00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:44,362 [ Laughter ] 437 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,397 The laughter's getting awkward now. 438 00:17:46,399 --> 00:17:49,033 Mm, boy. All right. 439 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,435 Now talk about your family. 440 00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:52,870 Uh, I have three siblings. 441 00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,273 Tough growing up with three sisters. 442 00:17:55,275 --> 00:17:58,576 Tough getting some bathroom time. 443 00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,944 All right. -Oh, they're starting to turn. 444 00:18:00,613 --> 00:18:02,547 You guys, uh -- 445 00:18:06,553 --> 00:18:08,886 Tough growing up with three sisters. 446 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:12,090 Tough getting some bathroom time. 447 00:18:12,092 --> 00:18:13,958 All right. -Oh, they're starting to turn. 448 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:17,228 You guys, uh -- 449 00:18:17,230 --> 00:18:18,763 Never get to punch lines. 450 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:23,000 So, you know, a lot of people think that, 451 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,635 you know, women are bad drivers. 452 00:18:24,637 --> 00:18:26,938 I'm here to tell you they're not. 453 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,609 [ Laughter ] 454 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,010 All right, so -- 455 00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,312 Murr: Here's Arnold Schwarzenegger 456 00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,114 finding an onion ring in his fries. 457 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,382 Here's Arnold Schwarzenegger 458 00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:42,120 finding an onion ring in his fries. 459 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:44,589 [ As Arnold Schwarzenegger ] What is this? 460 00:18:44,591 --> 00:18:46,324 I did not want an onion ring. 461 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:48,292 I wanted fries. 462 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:54,031 [ Laughter ] 463 00:18:54,033 --> 00:18:56,667 Murr: Look at the faces in the room. 464 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,336 Dude. 465 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,538 Joe: Okay, Sal, you got to keep bombing. 466 00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:03,007 One last impression for you. -One last impression. 467 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,777 [ Laughter ] 468 00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:08,045 This is -- this is -- 469 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:11,115 Q: They're openly mocking you. 470 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:14,919 Here's Republican Ohio State Senator Rob Portman. 471 00:19:14,921 --> 00:19:17,488 Here's one -- here's a new one I'm working on. 472 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:19,790 Republican Ohio Senator Robert Portman. 473 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,926 -Picking up his dry cleaning. -Picking up his dry cleaning. 474 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,562 [ Laughter ] 475 00:19:24,564 --> 00:19:28,432 What? I'm sorry, I don't have the ticket. 476 00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:31,936 I'm Robert Portman. I'm the senator from Ohio. 477 00:19:31,938 --> 00:19:35,039 Can I please have my stuff? 478 00:19:35,041 --> 00:19:38,609 I have some ID on me. 479 00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:40,278 Good enough? Thank you. 480 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,146 Ooh. 481 00:19:42,148 --> 00:19:44,315 Oh, my God, this is awful. 482 00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:50,688 You know, uh, abortion is, 483 00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:53,024 uh, not a -- 484 00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:54,058 Let's skip that one. 485 00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:56,761 [ Laughter ] 486 00:19:56,763 --> 00:19:58,729 Look at the faces in the room. 487 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:00,631 -Oh. -Dude. 488 00:20:00,633 --> 00:20:01,866 So... 489 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,334 Sal, is it getting hot in there? Take your jacket off. 490 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,635 Yeah, take your jacket off, bud. 491 00:20:04,637 --> 00:20:06,537 We put Sal's outfit together today. 492 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,975 There's his suspenders, there's his suspenders. 493 00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,910 Where are my single booze bags at? 494 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:15,479 Where are my single booze bags at? 495 00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,548 Nobody? Just me. 496 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:20,451 [ Laughter ] 497 00:20:20,453 --> 00:20:22,119 All right, I just got about 22 minutes left, 498 00:20:22,121 --> 00:20:26,090 just trying to fill the time here. 499 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:27,692 All right. 500 00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:31,662 -Wow. -Oh, my skin is crawling. 501 00:20:31,664 --> 00:20:33,497 This went great. All right, thank you. 502 00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:34,599 Asians, right? 503 00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,201 Asians, am I right? 504 00:20:37,203 --> 00:20:39,170 I love Asians. I have an Asian wife. 505 00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:40,871 I lied -- I do have a wife. 506 00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,840 Got all of you. I got all of you on that. 507 00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,675 I just dropped a bomb on you. 508 00:20:44,677 --> 00:20:46,911 Well, literally and figuratively, all right. 509 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:48,145 Just get out of there. You've had enough. 510 00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:49,714 Okay, bye. 511 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:52,583 [ Laughter ] 512 00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,453 Thanks a lot, guys. Appreciate it. 513 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,521 Everything's gonna be okay. 514 00:20:57,523 --> 00:21:00,524 That was bad. 515 00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:03,394 [ Laughter ] 516 00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:04,962 Oh, my God. 517 00:21:08,668 --> 00:21:10,034 Sal just bombed in one 518 00:21:10,036 --> 00:21:11,969 of the cringiest punishments we've ever done, 519 00:21:11,971 --> 00:21:13,204 and now you get a behind-the-scenes 520 00:21:13,206 --> 00:21:14,438 look at how it happened. 521 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,940 He's soaking wet. 522 00:21:15,942 --> 00:21:18,409 And I'm gonna give you bonus footage from tonight's episode. 523 00:21:18,411 --> 00:21:20,778 So you should cool down a little. 524 00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,780 We'd like to begin, but we're missing somebody. 525 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,116 -We're missing Sal. -Uh-huh, and who else? 526 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:27,785 -Um, Murr is brushing his tooth. -His tooth? 527 00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:29,520 Well, I mean, ever since it fell out on TV, 528 00:21:29,522 --> 00:21:30,788 he keeps it really clean. 529 00:21:32,358 --> 00:21:35,326 -Oh. -Oh [bleep] 530 00:21:35,328 --> 00:21:37,028 Ah, your tooth. Is that your tooth? 531 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,429 Is that your tooth? Holy [bleep]! 532 00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:40,398 Oh, my God. His tooth just fell out. 533 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:44,001 Joe: Murray's tooth just fell out. 534 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:45,569 Every single shoot, 535 00:21:45,571 --> 00:21:47,104 you brush your teeth before you begin. 536 00:21:47,106 --> 00:21:48,472 Yes. 537 00:21:48,474 --> 00:21:51,642 I feel like... 538 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:54,245 Yes. This sounds weird. There's a couple reasons. 539 00:21:54,247 --> 00:21:56,580 One is I have very bad teeth. 540 00:21:56,582 --> 00:21:58,416 Second, I eat after every meal, 541 00:21:58,418 --> 00:22:00,117 and I eat all day long on set, 542 00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:01,485 so I'm constantly brushing my teeth. 543 00:22:01,487 --> 00:22:04,789 Third, this is gonna sound crazy -- 544 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:08,326 I feel like I'm funnier when I have fresh breath. 545 00:22:08,328 --> 00:22:09,460 Is that weird? 546 00:22:09,462 --> 00:22:11,629 David: Three, two, one. 547 00:22:11,631 --> 00:22:14,398 So Sal's our loser, and he does stand-up comedy, 548 00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,233 but he never invites us to his show. 549 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:17,635 -Oh, my God. -You can't be funny. 550 00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:18,869 Joe: The more funny you are, 551 00:22:18,871 --> 00:22:20,571 the longer we're gonna keep you out there. 552 00:22:20,573 --> 00:22:21,806 You guys hear that? What? 553 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:24,842 Crickets? 554 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,477 [ All imitate explosion ] 555 00:22:26,479 --> 00:22:29,046 Sal Vulcano's stand-up comedy. 556 00:22:29,048 --> 00:22:31,482 [ Laughter ] 557 00:22:31,484 --> 00:22:34,185 You know what it is, is it's also like a funny way 558 00:22:34,187 --> 00:22:36,287 to get people to know that Sal's doing stand-up, 559 00:22:36,289 --> 00:22:37,822 so really -- 560 00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:39,090 -You're kind of promoting -- -It's like a commercial for him. 561 00:22:39,092 --> 00:22:41,726 It's kind of like a get the word out there. 562 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,494 -It's a terrible commercial. -Yeah, but people are gonna know 563 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,463 that he's doing bad stand-up on purpose. 564 00:22:45,465 --> 00:22:47,365 But they're gonna be like, "I didn't know he did stand-up," 565 00:22:47,367 --> 00:22:50,067 and then he can go and people will look it up online. 566 00:22:50,069 --> 00:22:52,103 It's like when a local commercial is so bad 567 00:22:52,105 --> 00:22:54,305 that everyone's like, "I have to go there." Exactly. 568 00:22:54,307 --> 00:22:56,374 Joe: I worked at a Chinese restaurant and I got in trouble. 569 00:22:56,376 --> 00:22:58,609 I used to work at a Chinese restaurant. 570 00:22:58,611 --> 00:23:00,478 That was interesting, I got in trouble one time. 571 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,481 I had to report to Hunan Resources. 572 00:23:03,483 --> 00:23:06,884 I had to report to Hunan Resources. 573 00:23:06,886 --> 00:23:08,886 -Ohhh. [ Laughter ] 574 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:11,222 What's black and white and black and white 575 00:23:11,224 --> 00:23:12,790 and black and white and red? 576 00:23:12,792 --> 00:23:14,392 What's black and white and black and white 577 00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:15,726 and black and white and red? 578 00:23:15,728 --> 00:23:17,194 A nun falling down the stairs. 579 00:23:17,196 --> 00:23:20,664 -Oh. -Well, this is an oldie. 580 00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:22,199 Yeah. 581 00:23:22,201 --> 00:23:24,635 A nun falling down the stairs. 582 00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:26,604 [ Laughter ] 583 00:23:26,606 --> 00:23:28,572 Explain the joke. 584 00:23:28,574 --> 00:23:31,108 'Cause she has -- her outfit's black and white, 585 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,677 then as she turns, it keeps on going. 586 00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:35,579 Then at the end, in this joke, 587 00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,815 she punctures herself and bleeds. 588 00:23:37,817 --> 00:23:40,017 [ Laughter ] 589 00:23:40,019 --> 00:23:41,819 What did you think about that performance? 590 00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:43,654 I thought he was terrible. 591 00:23:43,656 --> 00:23:45,990 And I was concerned for him. 592 00:23:45,992 --> 00:23:48,959 I found out my aunt has cancer. 593 00:23:48,961 --> 00:23:50,327 Uh, it's okay, though. 594 00:23:50,329 --> 00:23:52,797 She died in a car accident before it could take her. 595 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,565 [ Laughter ] -Look at their faces. 596 00:23:54,567 --> 00:23:56,434 Look at their faces. 597 00:24:01,908 --> 00:24:04,608 [ Laughter ] 598 00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:07,144 -What a dope. -You got to be kidding me. 599 00:24:07,146 --> 00:24:08,779 Hey, yo, welcome to Lids. 600 00:24:08,781 --> 00:24:10,014 Oh, my God. 601 00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:14,018 This is the saddest thing I've ever seen. 602 00:24:14,020 --> 00:24:15,152 I can't. 603 00:24:15,154 --> 00:24:17,087 That's your character study of a hip person? 604 00:24:17,089 --> 00:24:19,957 Wait, what's happening? What's happening? 605 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,358 -What are you doing? -What? 606 00:24:21,360 --> 00:24:24,495 Nobody told you to do this. 607 00:24:24,497 --> 00:24:25,963 -Okay. -Nice work, Joey. 608 00:24:25,965 --> 00:24:28,966 Go ask those people if they need help. 609 00:24:28,968 --> 00:24:29,767 You guys need help? I'm James. 610 00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:32,470 I went to Georgetown. 611 00:24:32,472 --> 00:24:34,772 [ Laughter ]